yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
the room spins SO much faster in panama
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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