people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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