They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
