any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this will be a night to untag.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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