he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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