I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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