Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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