Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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