I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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