dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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