Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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