I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It's rum buckets o'clock
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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