yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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