This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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