Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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