weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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