he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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