Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
