Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I love you. Go after that dick
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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