FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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