You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
No subtext here. People are naked.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Congratulations! We have a period
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