So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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