PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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