sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I believe in your delicious
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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