I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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