I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
