Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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