I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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