Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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