So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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