yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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