his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
My orgasm happened in two different decades
the raccoons are back...
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