so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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