But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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