im having a threesome with these popsicles
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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