pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
