I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
you made out with another girl for some wings
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
