I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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