i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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