You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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