Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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