Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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