He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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