I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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