This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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