I want to stick my p in your. b.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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