laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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