Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
