I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
one might say we're banned from that church
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
not ubering you a puppy
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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