You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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