But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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