road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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