then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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