I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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