As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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