Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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